you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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