Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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