Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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