he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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