Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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