Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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