therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
vagina is talking i cant
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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