That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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