Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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