Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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