i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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