Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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