i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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