So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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