Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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