Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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