I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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