HIV tests are more positive than that guy
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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