She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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