Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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