Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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