I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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