miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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