"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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