He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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