That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Your penis caused this!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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