you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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