Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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