Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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