they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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