I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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