It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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