Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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