YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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