it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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