After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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