I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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