i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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