I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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