so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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