don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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