Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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