ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
As shirtless as possible
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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