How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
