The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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