i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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