you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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