3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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