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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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