you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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