Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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