How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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