What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It's blow job season.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
