Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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